Messages
5/17/2023
1 : 54
Raging Bull.
How to take your fate into your own hands.
5/3/2023
21 : 4
It smells like butter.
An argument for good enough.
4/25/2023
14 : 55
Nice but
The time I got higher than a Chihuahua at a trampoline park.
4/7/2023
17 : 34
Bad apples
How Adam ended up in Eve's dog house.
3/31/2023
21 : 25
Yum
How to eat shit with a smile on your face.
3/23/2023
21 : 34
A trip to Abilene
Intergalactic hitchhikers, false confidence, uncertainty, Pope Francis and combating mud demons.
3/13/2023
16 : 34
Bird of prey.
She looks like she's draped in a light brunette cloak that envelopes all of her.
3/4/2023
1 : 14
Take me back to Buckskin.
My aunt had a memory like a goddamn elephant and she could tell a story like Stephen King.
2/26/2023
21 : 34
Get wet.
That time I wanted to be a professional skateboarder.
2/17/2023
17 : 54
Hurt.
Metaphors I've unearthed digging through the dirt.
2/7/2023
20 : 14
Air Schafer.
In the summer going into my junior year, I wanted to jump higher.
1/30/2023
20 : 4
Gone Fishing.
Like Scientology, Fly Fishing is a religion I don't entirely understand.
1/24/2023
3 : 56
Shit's Creek.
The time I got paid to be Don Draper in Minsk, Belarus.
1/20/2023
5 : 25
Follow the smoke rings.
I can't believe the boys on Madison Avenue got away with this sh––
1/5/2023
17 : 44
To my son.
A few things to know going into your 29th year.
12/31/2022
20 : 4
Don't read this until tomorrow.
While I have my hang-ups with Jesus Christ, I'm quite fond of his father.
12/16/2022
9 : 15
The Thinker.
"I've had an incredible life––I'd love to do it again."
12/7/2022
22 : 24
Mouthfeel.
A meandering rant on the shapes, sounds and feelings of words.
12/3/2022
23 : 44
Poison Peanuts.
What gopher hunting can teach us about patience.
12/2/2022
2 : 54
Lucky you.
This time, it's the night owl that gets the worm.